James,

I hereby challenge you to a Beer Mile, with Judges/Referees, with actual Beer in Real Beer Cans and I don't care if you completely beat me down like a little child and severely embarrass me, I still want a race.

Sincerely yours,

Andrew Cawood

James, I am sorry to call you out, but the beer cans were empty. No beer can that is full of BEER sounds like that when you open it up. You should have done a better job of concealing the empty beer cans. NOT A SINGLE DROP, NOT A SINGLE RELEASE OF PRESSURE and no real sound. This is a sound of beer can full of beer sounds like.